FoodEater

Keanu Reeves was at the same bar as I last night. He had his tongue down this girl's throat. People kept coming up to him and he'd shake their hands and say, "Thanks a lot" and immediately turn back to his female companion and dive back in. He looked really good for his age; young boyish face. I guess he's around forty now? I could google him and get his age but I'm incredibly lazy right now. It's Sunday night and Jeff is cookin' up something fierce in the kitchen. Anyways, I thought he'd be taller. That always happens...you see someone famous and they're really short. Oh, I started thinking about all of the crap movies he's done and was looking at him thinking, "He's famous, but he sucks, this isn't even a big deal." Then, boom, i remembered. I mean, it's not like I crossed paths with Crispin Glover or anything though..sheesh.